Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Biden's brain scans found

The Democrat vice presidential candidate, Sen. Joe Biden, finally released his medical records. But something was missing. The brain scans. In case you forgot ... or never knew ... Biden twice underwent surgery in 1988 to repair damage from aneurysms. But the medical records, released recently, didn't include any brain scans:
But the 49 pages of records the campaign released gave no indication that Biden's doctors sought follow-up tests after the serious aneurysms he suffered in 1988. Medical experts are divided over the need for such precautionary brain scans, but many feel it is the only way to be sure a patient is out of danger. "If this was my patient, I would re-image every three to five years to make sure no new aneurysm had cropped up," said Dr. Mark Alberts, a professor of neurology at Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine.
Not to worry. Our crack team of investigators has uncovered the missing brain scans... That explains everything!

3 comments:

  1. If it looks like a babbling idiot, and sounds like a babbling idiot...

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  2. I love it!! Leave it to Basil to get to the root of anything. :)

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