Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Where's the monkey?

A monkey from Emory University's Yerkes National Primate Research Center is missing. They don't know where it is. Some think it could be hiding in the research facility, or on the facility property. Others think it could be running wild in Lawrenceville, Georgia. But nobody knows.

It could be that it's found a job and won't be returning.

I know what you're thinking: everybody that voted for Obama is a moron. And you'd be right. But about the missing monkey from Emory, you might also be thinking "What kind of job could a monkey do?"

Well, there are plenty of jobs that a monkey could do. Or do as well as those doing the jobs today. Such as:
  • Advising Obama on the economy
  • Working as a news anchor for MSNBC
  • Global Warming researcher
  • Writing for Daily Kos
  • American Idol judge
  • Newt Gingrich campaign staffer
  • Green Energy Czar
  • Windows programmer
  • Dictator of Cuba
What else could the missing monkey be doing?

1 comment:

  1. *points finger at Basil's Blog and grins mischievously*


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