It could be that it's found a job and won't be returning.
I know what you're thinking: everybody that voted for Obama is a moron. And you'd be right. But about the missing monkey from Emory, you might also be thinking "What kind of job could a monkey do?"
Well, there are plenty of jobs that a monkey could do. Or do as well as those doing the jobs today. Such as:
- Advising Obama on the economy
- Working as a news anchor for MSNBC
- Global Warming researcher
- Writing for Daily Kos
- American Idol judge
- Newt Gingrich campaign staffer
- Green Energy Czar
- Windows programmer
- Dictator of Cuba