Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Year's Resolutions for 2012

For 2012, I have composed a list of resolutions for the new year. I have reviewed the list and removed the items that I really don't mean, and left the ones that have the best chance of being kept. That might not be in the true spirit of resolutions, but at least it's honest.

I hereby resolve to:
  • do a better job of helping out around the house
  • be respectful of liberals
  • not think everyone who voted for Obama is an idiot
  • not throw rocks at the neighbors' dogs
  • not make fun of rednecks
  • not make fun of yankees
  • not think everyone who voted for Obama is a moron
  • be a role model for children
  • pay attention when my wife is talking
  • apologize when I'm wrong
  • compliment people more often
  • become a serious blogger
  • stop recycling old posts
  • not think everyone who voted for Obama is a dumbass
  • sprout wings and fly
Best wishes for a safe, prosperous, and happy 2012.


  1. I look forward to watching those wings come in. Happy New Year, Basil. See you soon!


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