Saturday, January 1, 2011

New Year's Resolutions for 2011

For 2011, I hereby resolve to:
  • do a better job of helping out around the house
  • be respectful of other liberals
  • stop repeating myself
  • not think everyone who voted for Obama is an idiot
  • not throw rocks at the neighbors' dogs
  • not make fun of rednecks
  • not make fun of yankees
  • stop repeating myself
  • not think everyone who voted for Obama is a moron
  • be a role model for children
  • pay attention when my wife is talking
  • be correct 110% of the time
  • improve my math skills
  • stop repeating myself
  • compliment people more often
  • become a serious blogger
  • stop repeating myself
  • not think everyone who voted for Obama is a dumbass
  • sprout wings and fly
I shall achieve them all with equal success.

Happy New Year!

5 comments:

  1. I really have to work on #3 and #4 myself.

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  2. You ought not throw rocks at dogs.

    Just sayin'...

    HNY, Basil!

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  3. I think becoming a genuine Independent Democrat is an admirable intention.

    Cheers

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  4. This New Year Resolution thingy had to wait for me because it is Bowling Saturday and the idiot boy that lives with me has a science project due on Monday.

    But, mine is to not post nekkid photos of dudes on my blog. I have done really well with mine for the past five years.

    And to stop repeating myself.

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  5. not think everyone who voted for Obama is a moron

    OK, live in denial if you wish...

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