Did you miss the sale? Obama was on sale yesterday.
There are several possible reasons. One is: Barack Obama is racist.
After all, it was on Black Friday that they put a black man on sale. That's gotta be racist, right?
There's another reason: It's a going-out-of-business sale.
That's the one I'm banking on.
So, don't worry. If you missed getting a discount on Barack Obama merchandise, you'll get another chance. Come November, they'll start marking down stuff to ridiculously low prices. Because, by January 20, 2013, everything must go.