You seen those pictures?
The ones of Miley Cyrus? The Hannah Montana kid? Billy Ray Cyrus' little girl?
She's showing up in Vanity Fair almost wearing clothes.
To be fair, there is no nudity. Unless you count her back.
She's topless. But holding what looks like a sheet.
In reality, the pictures are no big deal.
EXCEPT THAT THE GIRL IS FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!
Vanity Fair says Miley's parents were at the photo shoot. Which, you would think, means that it's all okay.
Except it isn't. It just shows that Miley's folks don't have good sense.
You think I'd let my 15-year-old daughter be in pictures like that?
Heck, I wouldn't let my 24-year-old daughter be in pictures like that!
You think for one minute I'd put up with a photo session that included the instructions, "Okay, now take off your shirt and bra?"
So, what have we learned?
We've learned that 15-year-olds sometimes make bad decisions. No, wait. Scratch that. We knew that already.
Okay then, we've learned that some celebrity parents -- whether the parents are celebrities or just the parents of celebrities -- make bad decisions.
No, scratch that, too. We knew that already. Remember, Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears have parents.
So, what did we learn?
I'm thinking same thing celebrities learn.