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You wanted to see me?
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Sit down!
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Is something wrong?
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"Is something wrong?" Yes something's wrong. I'm running against Donald Trump -- DONALD F#@%$#% TRUMP -- and the polls are tightening and it looks like I might not win this thing! Doesn't that sound like something's wrong to you?!
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I'm not sure why you're angry with me about this...
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You're not sure why I'm angry with you? Listen, moron. You told me you had a sure-fire way of guaranteeing my coronation, election, and if the trend keeps up, instead of celebrating a victory, I'll be at Epstein's place trying to forget this whole fiasco. And I'll make sure you're there, too, but not as a guest. You get me?
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Yes, ma'am.
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What?!?
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Yes, Your Highness.
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That's better. Now you get that piece of $#@% on the phone and get this fixed. And you tell that #$%@&%-$#%&@% that I'll Vince Foster him so fast he won't know what hit him.
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Hello, Nick?
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John! Lovely to hear from you again.
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Look, Z, we got a problem.
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There are no problems, only opportunities.
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Hillary's pissed.
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Not at me. I've done my part.
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She's not running away with this thing. It's close. She might lose.
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Well, now, with everything I've done, if she's not winning, it's her own fault.
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Look, Z, I need you to step up.
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You can count on it. Don't worry. I got this.
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I'll tell her. And I appreciate that. See you at dinner?
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Sounds lovely. Bye bye, now.
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It's under control.
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It damn sure better be.
... Meanwhile ...
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Hello? Yes, I wanted to renew my offer. I can guarantee you ...
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Save it. I don't need your help.
Well played
ReplyDeleteRootin’ for Putin.
ReplyDeleteWish Z were running third party. Why vote for a lesser evil?
ReplyDeleteBTW, I don’t recognize z’s pic. Got a reference link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJEjwi0lRPY
DeleteTrue story.
ReplyDeleteYes!!
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