Choking on Pussy

I've decided to watch all of the James Bond movies. In order.

I've seen many of them, but not all of them -- none of the Brosnan or Craig ones, for instance.

I started from the beginning, and I'm only up to "Goldfinger."

I was sitting on the couch, watching the movie, after Bond had escaped from the prison cell, and was underneath the Ft. Knox mock-up, listing to Goldfinger tell his plans. About that time, I decided I was thirsty. So, to the kitchen I went, opened the 'fridge, and grabbed a Diet Dr Pepper.

Popping the top, I went back into the living room, just in time for where Bond realized he had just been thrown against the wall by Honor Blackman's character, Pussy Galore.

I was taking a drink and looked at the screen when Connery realized who had overpowered him, smiled and said, "Pussy!"

I nearly choked when the Dr Pepper went down the wrong way.

I think I shall hit "pause" the next time I'm thirsty.