Wednesday, October 20, 2010


Thanks for joining us for our interview today. First, some background...

Recently, Rush Limbaugh commented on how many of the recent images of the president have a "demonic" look.
There are some pictures on the Drudge Report. I'm gonna hold them up here to the Dittocam. I've got too many things to do here, but, folks, these pictures, they look demonic. And I don't say this lightly. There are a couple pictures, and the eyes, I'm not saying anything here, but just look. It is strange that these pictures would be released. *
Is Rush right? Do these recent pictures of Obama have a demonic look? We thought we'd ask some experts on demons what they thinks. So, Satan, what about these pictures?

I'm Phil, not Satan.

He was talking to me.

He was looking at me.

He called me by name.

I tell you what, we'll go alphabetically. Why don't you answer first, um, Phil?

What was the question?

Do the new pictures of Obama have a demonic appearance?

I don't know.

Um, okay then. What about you, Satan?


Do the new pictures of the president have a demonic appearance?

Wait. That is your president?

Yes, that's Barack Obama...

Heh. I bet some of you right wingerz thought that Satan did that, didn't you?

I beg your pardon?

Well, he didn't. It was me!

Seriously? That's your president? And you? Phil? You did that? That's the worst you could do? Why didn't you simply put Jimmy Carter back in office?

Obama is sending the country to Heck in a handbasket...

So, Rush is right? Those pictures are demonic?

If you're asking if he's a demon, then no. My big brother has all the demons working for him.

Who works for you, then?

Democrats. In their natural state ... here in Heck ... they are demonic rats. We shorten that to "Democrats" when we have them appear on Earth.

You see what I have to put up with? He's an embarrassment to the family. He makes my life a living ... heck.

So, Satan, you're saying Obama isn't demonic?

I'm saying he's not one of mine. That doesn't mean he doesn't want to be...

You do that all the time! Every time I have some success, you try to horn in on it!

So, Obama isn't demonic? He's simply misguided, naive, unqualified, and out of his depth?

Some think he knows exactly what he's doing.

But, does he?

Silly human. It doesn't matter if he knows what he's doing or not. It's what he's doing that matters. And, for the first time in my life, I'm proud of my little brother.


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