Some people who work for the government are tired of being told they suck.
And they're right: government doesn't suck.
Say it with me: government doesn't suck.
Other things that don't suck?
- Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night.
- Hitting your funny bone.
- California.
- Massachusetts.
- Being hit in the face with a frying pan.
- Liberals.
- Being hit in the nuts with a baseball bat.
- Barack Obama.
- Michelle Obama.
- Microsoft Windows ME.
- MS-DOS 4.
- Democrats.
- Right turns from the left lane.
- Kos.
- Spam/UCE.
- Keith Olbermann.
- Cats in the house.
- Dogs in the house.
- Phone calls during supper.
Hey Basil...nothing personal here. I'm just trying to beat Paul to it:
ReplyDeleteThere's something else that sucks.
Yeah, this post has not shown up in my Reader yet.
ReplyDeleteYou know what REALLY sucks? PAC-10 footbaw.
And the NBA.
ReplyDeleteIs Kos still around? I had no idea. WOW.
ReplyDeleteThis just hit my Reader. Yes, I am the Feedburner Police and you are going too slow, sir.
ReplyDeleteDude, it was up on mine when I looked at my machine about 6:00 central.
ReplyDeleteFile a complaint!
That's it, if my Reader is going to run slow from all the blogs in it now and cause me to get Basil's Blog after you, I am dumping all of the feeds and just setting my start page to Basil's Homepage.
ReplyDeleteDONE.
Dude! Take a breath...don't do nothin' drastic, here!
ReplyDeleteI promise that I will NOT NEVER comment ahead of you again on Basilsblog.net. Even if I get here a couple hours ahead of you, I will patiently let you tell Basil how much the iPad sucks. Pinky-swear!