Some people who work for the government are tired of being told they suck.
And they're right: government doesn't suck.
Say it with me: government doesn't suck.
Other things that don't suck?
- Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night.
- Hitting your funny bone.
- Being hit in the face with a frying pan.
- Being hit in the nuts with a baseball bat.
- Barack Obama.
- Michelle Obama.
- Microsoft Windows ME.
- MS-DOS 4.
- Right turns from the left lane.
- Keith Olbermann.
- Cats in the house.
- Dogs in the house.
- Phone calls during supper.