Where? On Titan, according to the stories.
Why do the news-like people think that's what NASA's big announcement will be? Because of some article NASA posted back in June. It included this NASA-speak:
This lack of acetylene is important because that chemical would likely be the best energy source for a methane-based life on Titan, said Chris McKay, an astrobiologist at NASA Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, Calif., who proposed a set of conditions necessary for this kind of methane-based life on Titan in 2005. One interpretation of the acetylene data is that the hydrocarbon is being consumed as food. But McKay said the flow of hydrogen is even more critical because all of their proposed mechanisms involved the consumption of hydrogen.What I read into all that is that there are some chemicals disappearing on a moon orbiting a planet that's 9-1/2 times as far away from the sun as the Earth is.
Is there life on Titan causing those chemicals to disappear? Nobody knows.
But what if there is? Is it dangerous life? It might be. Every movie I've every seen about life on other planets involves them trying to kill us, so I don't trust them.
We need to kill Titanians first. And, I think Obama has a plan to do just that.
NASA has been doing outreach to Muslims.
NASA has been planning a one-way space ship trip.
What do these two things mean?
Obama is going to have NASA send suicide bombers to Titan to blow it up.
Damn infidel microbes.
See? Obama knows what he's doing after all. He's the mostest smirt presidential president we've ever had.
Dude, you are too late, they are already here. The scary part is that they wear Bammeroid uniforms.ReplyDelete