Oh, the humanity! The horror! The ... what's that again?
Yes, she's appalled that Republicans would want people who are in this country illegally to be considered ... illegal.
Well, well, well. Let's look up "illegal" in the dictionary. Merriam-Webster. Not Urban Dictionary. That's useful for looking up words and phrases you hear on Red Eye. But for regular words that normal people use, Merriam-Webster will do.
illegal: adj \(ˌ)i(l)-ˈlē-gəl\And those evil, evil Republicans want illegals to be considered the first word listed by Merriam-Webster as a synonym: criminal. Can you imagine.
not according to or authorized by law : unlawful, illicit
Synonyms: criminal, felonious, illegitimate, illicit, lawless, unlawful, wrongful
Antonyms: lawful, legal, legitimate
We did some checking. And she's right. And not only that, here are some other things Republicans consider to be true that are contrary to her and the Democrats way of thinking. Besides being somewhere illegally being a crime.
- Fire is hot.
- Water is wet.
- Sky is blue.
- Women have secrets.
- Ice is cold.
- Grass is green.
- Diamonds are hard.
- Circles are round.
- Bacon is yummy.
- Roses are red.
- Violets are purples.
- Sugar is sweet.
- So's maple surple.
- Ducks quack.
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