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Thank you for coming in. Have a seat.
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Danke, mein Herr!
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Just sit down. Now, what was it you wanted to see me about, Hans?
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Herr Griffin. I heard about the trouble that Eddie is in. I know he's currently only on suspension ... but everybody knows that an opening could occur.
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Ah. I, um, just want you to keep me in mind if the opportunity arises.
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Hans, while I appreciate your initiative, I really must say that ... well, I don't see anything in your resume that indicates any broadcast experience.
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"Broadcast" ... "experience?"
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Yes, here at MSNBC, we prefer to have experienced professionals on the air.
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Okay, you got me! We'll put anybody on the air. But -- and understand that there is not currently an opening for Ed Shultz' position -- if we were to put another personality on the air, we want to make sure that person is a good fit.
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Oh! I would be a perfect fit, Herr Griffin.
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Well... let's see. What do you know about the economy.
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I know nothing!
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Mmm hmm. What about the legal system in this country?
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Nothing! I know nothing!
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Hmph. American history?
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Absolutely nothing.
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The legal system? Education?
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Nothing! About everything I know nothing!
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Where did work before? Your colleagues?
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Ah. Well. I ran a toy factory before the war...
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What about recently?
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Well, it has been some time. But my last job was working with a bunch Nazis.
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Hmmm. Actually, Hans, you do have an impressive resume. You would fit right in around here. If an opening comes up, I'll keep you in mind.
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