Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From Fox News:
Mathematicians Discover 13-Million-Digit Prime Number
Value given a name: "Bailout"
From Fox News:
Montana Grizzly Bear Relocated for Stealing Honey
Pooh gets new cellmate
From Fox News:
Man Allegedly Steals Uniform, Poses as Dodgers Player
Will start Monday
From Fox News:
Boardwalk Cartoon Character Fondles Customer, Could Be Deported
Ziggy falls on hard times
From Fox News:
Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
Thought doctor was a "real ass"
From CNN:
Tribute: Who wouldn't want to be Paul Newman?
Anyone who is still alive
Fom CNN:
Alec Baldwin 'can't wait' to give up acting
It's now unanimous
From CNN:
Crab hitches ride on jellyfish
Obama, Biden campaign together
From CNN:
Russia aims to upgrade nuclear arsenal
Cold War 2.0 hits the shelves
From CBS News:
China Farmer Sentenced For Faked Rare Tiger Photos
Latest Internet craze: Chinese tiger porn
I laughed aloud at the one about Paul Newman. I am going to Hell.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite: From CNN:
ReplyDeleteCrab hitches ride on jellyfish
Obama, Biden campaign together
This one is hilarious!!
Keep up the good work, Basil!
I love Headlines!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the little picture.
In regard to the Alec Baldwin one--so what's the hold-up? We can't wair!
ReplyDeletewait, wait!! And I checked it!
ReplyDeleteAh, I miss these...
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