really. Bunnies that glow in the dark.
Okay, maybe not in the dark, but under ultraviolet light.
You're probably thinking, "That's nuts." And you wouldn't be wrong, but it's worse than that.
I mean, didn't they ever see Night of the Lepus? Or heard about the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog? Scientists are taking a risk there.
Or are they?
The widdle bunnies were supposedly engineered in Turkey, a Muslim country. And using technology from Hawaii.
What other Muslim-Hawaiian connection might there be? Can you say Obama?
Is this part of some larger plan that Obama and the Moslems have hatched to destroy America? He's tried blowing up the economy for five years, and has done a marvelous job of bringing on financial collapse, but the U.S. just refused to fall. Perhaps the glowing Moslem killer bunny rabbits is the final piece of the plan.
So, be ever vigilant. If you see any glowing giant killer bunny rabbits wearing suicide bomber vests saying "Eh... (chomp chomp chomp) Allahu Akbar, Doc" sound the alarm.
I know this sounds like I'm suggesting that we profile glowing bunny rabbits. But better safe than sorry.