Thursday, August 29, 2013


You know what's up with the ex-girlfriend of Kim Jong-un? Nothing. She's dead.

According to reports, Hyon Song-wol was executed a little over a week ago.

That's the difference between the United States and North Korea. Their dictator's ex-girlfriend? Shot by a firing squad. Ours'? Never existed.

And that's what makes America great. It used to be that someone without a real job and with imaginary friends would be wandering the streets pushing a shopping cart. Today, that same person can sit in the Oval Office.

For some reason, though, I'm not comforted by that.


  1. Are you saying, "she's dead, Jim?"

  2. Jeff in South DakotaAugust 29, 2013 at 7:34 AM

    You no like-y me? I shot you dead! Break-ups are really rough in the DPRK.

  3. Wingnuthead's girlfriend was raped and murdered in Benghazi.

  4. In other news, Divorce Attorneys are among the starving in North Korea.

  5. From the article:

    "Kim Jong-un has been viciously eliminating anyone who he deems a challenge to his authority." The executions "show that he is fixated on consolidating his leadership."

    Wonder if Obama will start getting ideas if he reads this story. A bit Stalin like.


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