really. Bunnies that glow in the dark.
Okay, maybe not in the dark, but under ultraviolet light.
You're probably thinking, "That's nuts." And you wouldn't be wrong, but it's worse than that.
I mean, didn't they ever see Night of the Lepus? Or heard about the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog? Scientists are taking a risk there.
Or are they?
The widdle bunnies were supposedly engineered in Turkey, a Muslim country. And using technology from Hawaii.
What other Muslim-Hawaiian connection might there be? Can you say Obama?
Is this part of some larger plan that Obama and the Moslems have hatched to destroy America? He's tried blowing up the economy for five years, and has done a marvelous job of bringing on financial collapse, but the U.S. just refused to fall. Perhaps the glowing Moslem killer bunny rabbits is the final piece of the plan.
So, be ever vigilant. If you see any glowing giant killer bunny rabbits wearing suicide bomber vests saying "Eh... (chomp chomp chomp) Allahu Akbar, Doc" sound the alarm.
I know this sounds like I'm suggesting that we profile glowing bunny rabbits. But better safe than sorry.
Time for America to Fudd-up!ReplyDelete
It's a Muslim-Hawaiian pilot project. Next, they're going to try it on dogs. For when Muslim-Hawaiians want a midnight snack.ReplyDelete
Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting muswems.ReplyDelete
They should be easy to shoot at night when they're foraging around for batteries.ReplyDelete
Hop and change from the Fertile Crescent.ReplyDelete
Oh come on guys these are only rabbits engineered in TurkeyReplyDelete
Are they sure that these widdle bunnies don't just fluoresce under a black light like a hotel bed does --- and for the same reason?ReplyDelete
Don't forget the Bloody Rabbit of the Plains!ReplyDelete
Never fear! We have the holy hand grenade Antioch!ReplyDelete
So, competition for the Energizer Bunny? But can they light-up AND bang the cymbals?ReplyDelete
But I thought that giant rabbits and awful Democrat presidents were natural enemies?ReplyDelete
Totally "BS" wording used. Instead of praising efforts of scientist writer is connecting it with terrorism. Writer must get some mental treatment.ReplyDelete
You criticize me now, but when the Giant Glowing Mutant Killer Moslem Rabbits come for you, you'll be singing a different tune.ReplyDelete
Gee, thanks Irfan. Without your mental acuity we would have thought that this post was some sort of parody or an example of sardonic wit. But now we know that it is the rambling of a deranged mind. Thank you. Thank. You.
Hey Basil...could this be Limey 2.0?ReplyDelete
No, this one's still in Beta.ReplyDelete
Could this be a Muslim contribution to Science!?ReplyDelete
First it's rabbits, then it's LOOK SQUIRRELS!ReplyDelete
Basil, I was wondering if we could add "Teenage" and "Ninja" in there, somehow.ReplyDelete
Would "Giant Glowing Teenage Mutant Ninja Killer Moslem Rabbits" be okay?
Also, Firefox doesn't recognize the spelling of "Moslem." It likes "Moose Lamb," however.
I think that Dave Barry would agree that "Glowing Killer Muslim Bunny Rabbits" would be a good name for a rock band.ReplyDelete
Are we facing a Leporidae Jihadi problem?ReplyDelete
But we all know that Glowing Killer moosslime Bunny Rabbits are the rodents of peace.ReplyDelete
Glowing Killer moosslime Bunny Rabbits are no problem that cannot be solved with a dinosaur and a rocket launcher.
Sounds like irfan should not have made that left at Albuquerque.
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