Why don't men understand women? And why don't women understand men?
Because we think different.
Gift soap, for example.
Women seem to love that stuff. Otherwise, there'd be no such thing as Bath and Body Works or Bed, Bath & Beyond.
The other day, The Wife and I were in Hell-Mart, and I saw some Valentine's Day gift packs.
When I get soap, I get Lifebuoy or Safeguard or Dial or something. I don't know. It's soap. It's used for bathing. Or showering.
Nothing more than soap.
But, I think that because I'm a guy.
Gals don't think that way. They like stuff all smelly and perfume-y and such.
I don't get it.
If someone gave me soap as a gift, I'd think they're trying to tell me something. Like I need to wash my ass.
But give a woman soap, and she thinks it's sweet.
Unless you give her a bar of Lifebuoy.
I don't think I'll give The Wife a bar of Lifebuoy. Unless I want to wind up face down in a tub of water.