So it looks like New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (D) is in all kinds of hot water over paying prostitutes for sex.
Okay, what else would you pay a prostitute for. But you understand what I'm saying.
I understand he paid a hooker between $1,000 and $5,000 for sex.
What the heck?
He paid how much?
Heck, I paid less than that for a new car, way back in the day.
What kind of sex costs $5,000?
I'm trying to think about what she could do that's worth $5,000. And I'm drawing a blank.
Am I missing out on some big secret?
I don't think so.
$5,000 for sex.
I hope he got an itemized receipt.
Or maybe, I don't.
Good gracious! He's the governor of New York. There aren't but 50 governors. There are twice as many Senators as there are governors, and there ain't no U.S. Senator got to pay $5,000 for sex.
Except, maybe Ted Kennedy.
Heck, not even Uncle Ted has to pay that for sex.
I don't believe he couldn't get it for free.
There's something else going on. I have no idea what, but there's no way he had to pay that much money for sex.
If he did, then no darn wonder they can't balance the budget; they got no idea what things really cost.