Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Business model

Hey, I got a great idea for a business model.

Here's the deal...
  1. All sales personnel will pool their sales ... and all bonuses from goals exceeded ... into a common pool. This pool will be divided equally between all employees: sales, administrative, maintenance, security, IT, and retirees. This will allow the company to spread the wealth around to all under-achievers.
  2. All lower level wage-earners will pool their wages, including overtime, into the common pool. It will also be divided equally among all employees. This will help those who don't work overtime to reap the rewards from those who do.
  3. Management will not participate in the pooling of income. Management simply makes and enforces the rules; management does not follow the rules.
  4. To compensate for this, management will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all."
  5. Employees should be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth around." Those who have underachieved will finally be rewarded; those who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic," if you will, by knowing that others are benefiting from their hard work.
Okay, this is not an original thought on my part. I stole it from somewhere else. But it's okay; I'm just spreading the humor around.

Anyway, I don't see a flaw in this plan. In fact, I'm thinking this could work on a national level.

Any other ideas to improve or expand this plan?


  1. Yes, hell yes, those other bitches working all the hours should give me some of thier pay. Thank you for coming up with this. the fact that they do nothing should not worry me right? me and my sis do ALL the work for the day anyway, so why should i not get some of the pay they get? they should be more than happy to "spread the wealth" right? some one should tell them that. that way when i am getting thier pay they should feel good about themselves right? go barack, give me some elses pay, damn it, i deserve it.

  2. i have something else to say, if obama wins i swear i will shave my hair the day after election day. unlike those those celebs who swore they would move out the country if bush won. i will stick by promise. i have never liked tim tree hugger anyway, or his wife susan i love tree huggers. we will see what happens.

  3. Soçialism is no laughing matter.

  4. Actually, the best way to fight them is to laugh at them. They can't be taken seriously as human beings, although their threat is to be taken very seriously.

    But two things they don't like for us to do regarding them? Point and laugh.

  5. Ah, I see. Just like the Islamofascists.


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