... he remains highly popular in Europe, with 75 percent in 12 EU nations approving his handling of global affairs, a poll said Wednesday.Here's what I think: if Europe like Barack Obama so much, they can have him.
He is also much better liked than his predecessor George W. Bush, whose rating in Europe was just 20 percent in 2008, said the Transatlantic Trends poll by the German Marshall Fund.
But, we really should get something for him. I mean, he did kind of screw things up really bad here, so anything we can get would help offset the damage.
In baseball or pro football, trades happen all the time. In baseball, you hear about one player traded for another, or for a couple of minor leaguers. In pro football, some running back for a couple of draft choices happen from time to time. So why not in the oldest sport and second-oldest profession, politics?
Let's trade Obama to Europe. But who should we get in return?
I'm thinking Nicolas Sarkozy would be an improvement. With that trade, we'd get a hot First Lady, too!
Heck, the desiccated corpse of Charles de Gaulle would be an improvement over Obama.
How about the Queen of England? Sure, all she does is ride around waving funny at people, but right now, that sounds pretty good.
Or the Pope. He doesn't hate the Jews nearly as much as Obama does.
Maybe we could get Roman Polanski. Of course, he'd go straight to jail, but then we'd have a child rapist in jail and Obama in Europe. Win-win.
Or, perhaps instead of somebody from Europe, we could get a landmark or something. Like Stonehenge. Or the Rock of Gibraltar. Or Notre Dame de Paris. Or a pair of wooden shoes from the Netherlands. Any of these things would be an improvement over Obama.
So, what do you think? What would you like to get from Europe in exchange for Obama?