Friday, October 16, 2009

Thoughts for 2009-10-16

  • CNN can fact check an SNL comedy skit, but not their own stories that spread lies about Rush Limbaugh? #
  • Maybe Rush Limbaugh should drug and sodomize a 13-year-old girl. But do it in California, where it's acceptable. #
  • Ted Turner wants to run CNN again As crazy nuts as Turner is, he actually did a good job last time. #
  • Sure, Ted Turner did the whole stupid Captain Planet thing, but in balance, the Turner networks were better when Turner ran them. #
  • If Ted Turner got his networks back, would he carry Braves and wrestling again? If so, I support his efforts. #
  • I miss Ted Turner holding ostrich races at the Braves game. Turner is crazy nuts, but he's funny crazy nuts, not scary crazy nuts. #
  • I don't particularly like Ted Turner. But he does put on a great show. Except for Captain Planet. #
  • Is Dog The Bounty Hunter married to Bitch The Bounty Hunter? #
  • I just noticed how much Eric Carmen's "Never Gonna Fall In Love Again" sounds like Rachmaninov's Symphony #2. Eric Carmen should sue. #
  • Listening to Obama on the news gave me a thrill up my leg. Then I realized my BlackBerry was on vibrate and an email had arrived. #
  • Balloon Boy threw up on "Good Morning America" and "Today." It's okay, kid. I throw up when I see those shows, too. #
  • Before I forget: Happy Bossing People Around Day. And, yes, the folks on my team rock. #
  • By the way, you do know how to spell "boss" don't you? It's Double-S O B backwards. Those on the east coast, you can use that next year. #
  • Proof that white folks are stupid. #
  • Did I fail to mention that it's a cold night at the high school football game? #

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