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Now, you must wonder, what's the big deal. There was a bunch of news coverage of anther white baby born in the U.K. recently, so why is the birth of another white baby news? Well, this one's parents are black.
According to the Daily Mail -- yes, that's a real thing, not something The Beatles made up for a song -- the black couple were surprised when Mrs. Tshinbangu gave birth to a white baby.
At least, Mr. Tshinbangu was surprised.
Doctors say the baby is a mutation. I'm sure that's one explanation.
I'm not suggesting that Mrs. Tshinbangu was unfaithful to her husband, either. I'm thinking it may simply be that the baby is racist.
For years, some people have been operating as if only whites can be racist. Some go so far as to say that whites are born racist. Others have said that is racist in itself, and that people of any race can be racist. Which that first group says is racist.
Well, what if everyone is right? Any race can be racist, but only white people? This baby seems to prove it. He's a born racist, is black, and because he's a born racist, is white.
See? It all makes sense. Anything can be explained by Science!