Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Global WarmingTM flips the sun!

Have you noticed the change in the sun lately? It's upside down!

No, really.

According to a report in The Independent, NASA says the sun has flipped upside down.

What they don't go into a lot of details on is: why did the sun flip?

Well, I'll tell you why. Global WarmingTM.

That's right, Global WarmingTM is so bad, it flipped the sun upside down.

Now, I know what you're thinking. There were more record low temperatures in 2013 than record high temps, so that means Global WarmingTM is on the decline. Well, no. And yes.

It got so hot here on the earth that the heat had to go somewhere. And where did it go? To the sun, of course. There's heat there already, and heat attracts heat. So, all the Global WarmingTM jumped off the earth and headed to the sun at an estimated 300,000 miles per second. So fast, it hit the sun so hard it flipped it upside down. And, with all the Global WarmingTM running off in space, it got cold and we got all those record cold temperatures.

So there you go. Proof that Global WarmingTM is real.

Now, go buy yourself some carbon credits, because they keep temperatures down. Because if you don't, it'll get so hot that, within 20-25 years, Global WarmingTM will get so bad, it'll flip the sun upside down again. And who knows what could happen then.


  1. Then it's settled. Settled Science.

  2. Of course the sun flipped, how else is it going to cook evenly?
    There are no more 100 watt light bulbs and no more global warming, coincidence?
    It was Bush who banned them so no wonder the liberals won't admit it.

  3. Captain! Jettison the pod! She's gonna blow!

  4. Flippin' Sun, there ought to be a law!

  5. The scientists on the research ship Akademik Shokalskiy are studying climate change in Antarctica and have been stuck in the ice since Christmas Eve. Al Gore assured us all that there would be no polar ice caps by 2014. I wonder if they are amazed that they are still stuck.

  6. @5 - I'm wondering whether the scientists were upside down to begin with, being in the southern hemisphere and all, and are now right side up because of the sun's flip, or the other way 'round. Science is so hard.

  7. ♫ But that lucky old sun has nothin' to do
    But roll around Heaven all day ♫

  8. Does this mean we have to call it the Nus now?

  9. We're just celebrating Earth Day:

    "Happy Earth Day to you"

    (blows out sun)

  10. Eleventh Doctor: Reverse the polarity!...It's not working.
    Tenth Doctor: We're both reversing the polarity.
    Eleven: Yes, I know that!
    Ten: There's two of us. I'm reversing it, you're reversing it back again. We're confusing the polarity!
    - "The Day of the Doctor"


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