Like we said before, not everyone was happy with the ending of this season of 24.
Some people wanted a major twist. Others wanted something new and different.
What they got was closure to just about every storyline. It was sort of a cross between "Jack disappears" (Season 4 ending) and the "Jack breaks down" (Season 3 ending).
So no big surprises ... and nothing really new.
So, we offered an alternate ending.
Only, it seems that's been done.
So, we offered another version.
Turns out that's been done, too.
So, let's try one last time. Here it is ...
Alternate Ending To 24, Version 3
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Monday, May 21, 2007
Alternate Ending To 24, Version 2
As we mentioned earlier, not everyone was happy with the ending of this season of 24. Some expected some major surprise. Some expected something new.
Instead, they got closure to almost every storyline. And a cross between the previously-done of "Jack disappears" and the previously-done "Jack breaks down."
Basically, no big surprises ... and something that's been done before.
So, we offered an alternate ending.
Only, it seems that's been done.
So, let's try again. We now present ...
Alternate Ending To 24, Version 2
Instead, they got closure to almost every storyline. And a cross between the previously-done of "Jack disappears" and the previously-done "Jack breaks down."
Basically, no big surprises ... and something that's been done before.
So, we offered an alternate ending.
Only, it seems that's been done.
So, let's try again. We now present ...
Alternate Ending To 24, Version 2
Alternate Ending To 24
Some people didn't like the way Season 6 of 24 ended.
Some wanted a more bang-up ending. Some wanted or expected a major surprise.
Instead, viewers got closure of just about every storyline. The only thing left unresolved was: what's Jack to do next? Go into hiding? Jump off the cliff? Eat a bullet? What?
They did the whole "Jack disappears" thing before, remember? He "died" at the end of Season 4 to escape the Chinese, but was brought out of hiding with the David Palmer killing.
They did the whole "Jack nearly breaks down" thing too. Remember when he was sitting in the SUV at the end of Season 3?
So fans expected something new and different from the writers of 24.
Instead, they gave us closure.
Bastards!
For those that hated the ending to Season 6 of 24, we now present ....
Alternate Ending to 24
Some wanted a more bang-up ending. Some wanted or expected a major surprise.
Instead, viewers got closure of just about every storyline. The only thing left unresolved was: what's Jack to do next? Go into hiding? Jump off the cliff? Eat a bullet? What?
They did the whole "Jack disappears" thing before, remember? He "died" at the end of Season 4 to escape the Chinese, but was brought out of hiding with the David Palmer killing.
They did the whole "Jack nearly breaks down" thing too. Remember when he was sitting in the SUV at the end of Season 3?
So fans expected something new and different from the writers of 24.
Instead, they gave us closure.
Bastards!
For those that hated the ending to Season 6 of 24, we now present ....
Alternate Ending to 24
Tick ... Tick ... Pause
Tonight, the Columbus Catfish open an 8-game home stand.
Tonight, 24 airs its season finale.
I'm going to the Catfish game. TiVo will watch 24 for me.
You see, I like baseball. A lot.
Oh, I like 24, too.
But I don't know how the baseball game will end.
Not that I know how 24 will end. But there are rumors.
*** SPOILER ALERT ***
Tonight, 24 airs its season finale.
I'm going to the Catfish game. TiVo will watch 24 for me.
You see, I like baseball. A lot.
Oh, I like 24, too.
But I don't know how the baseball game will end.
Not that I know how 24 will end. But there are rumors.
*** SPOILER ALERT ***
Monday, February 12, 2007
The Following Takes Place Between 1:00 PM and 3:00 PM
Late start. We bought groceries.
But we got TiVo!!!
So, after the recap, we saw Jack find out Graham is dead, but no one knows Dad killed him.
Chloe is pulled off the job.
The blonde chick surprised my by killing BF. I thought she was toast when he said he'd take care of her. I guess she lives. For now, anyway.
Lennox is ready to quit because President Brother won't implement his plan. Lennox's assistant is running that show, it seems.
Oh, wait. He's working for some other guy I missed because I'm typing.
Blonde Chick (Rita) arrives withMilo Morris. Is Blonde Chick in over her head? I'm betting she's dead before the night is over.
Morris resists. Gets beat up. Blonde Chick is about to lose it. She's toast.
CTU filler talk.
President and Dr. Bashir negotiate.
CTU filler talk.
Torture. Fire alarm.
Uh, oh. He breaks out the drill. Did you ever see Body Double? OMG!
Okay, the Blonde Chick is toast. The drilling is stopped. Morris capitulates.
Okay, Chad Lowe decides to rehash the old 25 Amendment plotline.
Peter McNichol turns down Chad Lowe? Never saw that coming. I thought he (Lennox) would have gone along.
Bomb armed. Morris is toast
WHOA! Jack to the rescue!
Fayed gets away. Morris is alive. Jack finds a suitcase. With a bomb inside?
Yep. It's a nuke. But they wait until after the commercial to try to disarm it.
Jack starts disarming bomb. Throwing DIP switches and such.
Jack stops the bomb! Yay!
There are three more bombs. Jack's pissed!
Now Lennox is living up (down) to expectations. He's ready to pull the 25th on President Brother. Plot re-hash. Does this mean Kim's going to show up and run into a cougar?
Hour 2
Rehash of previous hour. Or two.
Well, this got all screwed up. DNS settings caused the old blog to reassert itself. So, I lost the ability to connect to the blog. So, I didn't get to finish blogging tonight's 24.
But we got TiVo!!!
So, after the recap, we saw Jack find out Graham is dead, but no one knows Dad killed him.
Chloe is pulled off the job.
The blonde chick surprised my by killing BF. I thought she was toast when he said he'd take care of her. I guess she lives. For now, anyway.
Lennox is ready to quit because President Brother won't implement his plan. Lennox's assistant is running that show, it seems.
Oh, wait. He's working for some other guy I missed because I'm typing.
Blonde Chick (Rita) arrives with
Morris resists. Gets beat up. Blonde Chick is about to lose it. She's toast.
CTU filler talk.
President and Dr. Bashir negotiate.
CTU filler talk.
Torture. Fire alarm.
Uh, oh. He breaks out the drill. Did you ever see Body Double? OMG!
Okay, the Blonde Chick is toast. The drilling is stopped. Morris capitulates.
Okay, Chad Lowe decides to rehash the old 25 Amendment plotline.
Peter McNichol turns down Chad Lowe? Never saw that coming. I thought he (Lennox) would have gone along.
Bomb armed. Morris is toast
WHOA! Jack to the rescue!
Fayed gets away. Morris is alive. Jack finds a suitcase. With a bomb inside?
Yep. It's a nuke. But they wait until after the commercial to try to disarm it.
Jack starts disarming bomb. Throwing DIP switches and such.
Jack stops the bomb! Yay!
There are three more bombs. Jack's pissed!
Now Lennox is living up (down) to expectations. He's ready to pull the 25th on President Brother. Plot re-hash. Does this mean Kim's going to show up and run into a cougar?
Hour 2
Rehash of previous hour. Or two.
Well, this got all screwed up. DNS settings caused the old blog to reassert itself. So, I lost the ability to connect to the blog. So, I didn't get to finish blogging tonight's 24.
Monday, February 5, 2007
The Following Takes Place Between 12:00 PM and 1:00 PM
Viewer discretion is advised
Tick tick tick tick tickticktickticktick
Previously on 24
Well, lookee there! Stuff that happened last week.
Karen forced out.
Walid gets his butt kicked.
Jack kicks brother's butt.
Dad saves the day.
Brother is really in charge.
The Following Takes Place Between 12:00 PM and 1:00 PM
Watching the news. Still a mushroom cloud. All these hours later?
Tick tick tick tick tickticktickticktick
Previously on 24
Well, lookee there! Stuff that happened last week.
Karen forced out.
Walid gets his butt kicked.
Jack kicks brother's butt.
Dad saves the day.
Brother is really in charge.
The Following Takes Place Between 12:00 PM and 1:00 PM
Watching the news. Still a mushroom cloud. All these hours later?
Monday, January 29, 2007
The Following Takes Place Between 11:00 AM and 12:00 PM
Previously on 24
Nuke! And there's four more.
Walid (Obama) is on the inside.
Bad guy from last year is Jack's brother.
The Following Takes Place Between 11:00 AM and 12:00 PM
Nuke! And there's four more.
Walid (Obama) is on the inside.
Bad guy from last year is Jack's brother.
The Following Takes Place Between 11:00 AM and 12:00 PM
Monday, January 22, 2007
The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM
Previously on 24
Last week's stuff. The terrorist that used to be Dr. Bashir on Deep Space Nine. Jack kills Curtis. And so on.
BOOM!
LA gets nuked. And there are 4 more.
The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM
Everybody's watching the news.
9:04
President Little Brother goes to the bunker and wants to address the nation. No word if Peter Jennings will call him a coward.
9:07
Still got to get me one of those ring tones. That's be SO cool!
Why do people I know keep dying?
Because you got a better contract then they did?
9:08
Where's the strong winds that follow a nuclear explosion? All that power forces out wind at a great rate. Then, the vacuum causes strong winds in the other direction. No big wind. Whassup with that?
9:10
So, according to Jack, a nuke will send out a shock wave to take out a helicopter, but the shock wave won't tear the hell out of the buildings? From a gound-based nuke?
9:11
Hell, that chopper caused more damage than the nuke.
Tick tick tick tick
9:14
Okay, Jack's about 10 miles away, if I read Yahoo! Maps correctly. Still, a shock wave strong enough to down a chopper won't affect buildings?
9:16
Back.
The only language they understand is force. ... If these people want to live in the stone age, let's put them there.
I'm not too sure about that little weasel. I think he's in on it.
9:17
Now, how do they know the scientist was killed in the blast? There's no body.
9:18
Bashir shows up and meets Bill. Extends his hand. Bill doesn't take it.
9:19
Damn! The look in Chloe's eyes.
9:21
Tick tick tick tick
9:24
Back.
Philip Bauer? Jack's daddy?
9:27
Jack goes to see daddy.
Now little sister is getting all upset. Damn lawyer.
Okay, Barack Obama is trying to horn in on the cell.
FBI puts on an arrest show.
Shut the hell up already, little sister.
9:30
Helluva show.
9:31
Jack calls Sam. Who's Sam. Jim Kirk's brother, right?
Now Jack's brother is involved. Great.
9:32
So they got a Sliver thing going on. So, brother is a bad guy. Did I miss something?
Tick tick tick tick
9:36
Back.
Wait a sec. That was the guy pulling Logan's strings last year? Jack's brother? What the...?
9:41
A committee meeting and all the usual stuff from that. zzzzzzzz.
9:42
Okay, who's the chick?
9:43
Okay, the other bombs go off today. Great.
tick tick tick tick
9:44
The cat knocked on the door. I think she wants milk.
9:45
I used to have Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots. Never had a Dodge Truck. Would rather have the Robots.
9:47
Back.
9:48
Just sit down and shut up, Little Sister!
Obama (Walid) and the other guy talk.
9:52
Family reunion.
That wasn't pleasant, wasn't it?
9:54
SMACK!
Brotherly love.
9:56
President Brother goes on the air. Obama horns his way into the cell. Jack questions Graham. Really hard.
Tick tick tick tick.
Last week's stuff. The terrorist that used to be Dr. Bashir on Deep Space Nine. Jack kills Curtis. And so on.
BOOM!
LA gets nuked. And there are 4 more.
The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM
Everybody's watching the news.
9:04
President Little Brother goes to the bunker and wants to address the nation. No word if Peter Jennings will call him a coward.
9:07
Still got to get me one of those ring tones. That's be SO cool!
Why do people I know keep dying?
Because you got a better contract then they did?
9:08
Where's the strong winds that follow a nuclear explosion? All that power forces out wind at a great rate. Then, the vacuum causes strong winds in the other direction. No big wind. Whassup with that?
9:10
So, according to Jack, a nuke will send out a shock wave to take out a helicopter, but the shock wave won't tear the hell out of the buildings? From a gound-based nuke?
9:11
Hell, that chopper caused more damage than the nuke.
Tick tick tick tick
9:14
Okay, Jack's about 10 miles away, if I read Yahoo! Maps correctly. Still, a shock wave strong enough to down a chopper won't affect buildings?
9:16
Back.
The only language they understand is force. ... If these people want to live in the stone age, let's put them there.
I'm not too sure about that little weasel. I think he's in on it.
9:17
Now, how do they know the scientist was killed in the blast? There's no body.
9:18
Bashir shows up and meets Bill. Extends his hand. Bill doesn't take it.
9:19
Damn! The look in Chloe's eyes.
9:21
Tick tick tick tick
9:24
Back.
Philip Bauer? Jack's daddy?
9:27
Jack goes to see daddy.
Now little sister is getting all upset. Damn lawyer.
Okay, Barack Obama is trying to horn in on the cell.
FBI puts on an arrest show.
Shut the hell up already, little sister.
9:30
Helluva show.
9:31
Jack calls Sam. Who's Sam. Jim Kirk's brother, right?
Now Jack's brother is involved. Great.
9:32
So they got a Sliver thing going on. So, brother is a bad guy. Did I miss something?
Tick tick tick tick
9:36
Back.
Wait a sec. That was the guy pulling Logan's strings last year? Jack's brother? What the...?
9:41
A committee meeting and all the usual stuff from that. zzzzzzzz.
9:42
Okay, who's the chick?
9:43
Okay, the other bombs go off today. Great.
tick tick tick tick
9:44
The cat knocked on the door. I think she wants milk.
9:45
I used to have Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots. Never had a Dodge Truck. Would rather have the Robots.
9:47
Back.
9:48
Just sit down and shut up, Little Sister!
Obama (Walid) and the other guy talk.
9:52
Family reunion.
That wasn't pleasant, wasn't it?
9:54
SMACK!
Brotherly love.
9:56
President Brother goes on the air. Obama horns his way into the cell. Jack questions Graham. Really hard.
Tick tick tick tick.
Monday, January 15, 2007
The Following Takes Place Between 8:00 AM and 10:00 AM
Late start because of family computer issues ... coupled with correcting bad computer advise.
Thank goodness for TiVo.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Alright!
Previously on 24
What happened last night.
Kumar's got a gun.
Sister is lawyer for the bad guys.
Dr. Bashir is the bad guy who's the good guy. Or something.
Jack kicks terrorist butt. Through a window.
The following takes place between 8:00 AM and 9:00 AM
About time!
Roger Cross is still a guest star?! Curtis going to get killed this season or something? That'd suck!
Thank goodness for TiVo.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Alright!
Previously on 24
What happened last night.
Kumar's got a gun.
Sister is lawyer for the bad guys.
Dr. Bashir is the bad guy who's the good guy. Or something.
Jack kicks terrorist butt. Through a window.
The following takes place between 8:00 AM and 9:00 AM
About time!
Roger Cross is still a guest star?! Curtis going to get killed this season or something? That'd suck!
Sunday, January 14, 2007
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