Tonight, the Columbus Catfish open an 8-game home stand.
Tonight, 24 airs its season finale.
I'm going to the Catfish game. TiVo will watch 24 for me.
You see, I like baseball. A lot.
Oh, I like 24, too.
But I don't know how the baseball game will end.
Not that I know how 24 will end. But there are rumors.
*** SPOILER ALERT ***
When the season ends tonight, word is that Jack will be shocked by who it is that kidnaps him.
Some say it's Tony, returning from the grave, explaining that his death was part of a conspiracy with Christopher Henderson. And now he's recruiting Jack.
Some say it's former president Logan (alive after all; Martha only wounded him) inviting Jack to join him ... and Nina Myers (Jack killed her twin) ... in picking up where Phillip and Graem left off. [UPDATE: Spoiler sources say "no way" to this one]
Some say that Jack considers suicide outside the Heller estate.
Some say all this is full of crap.
*** END SPOILER ALERT ***
Perhaps you'll find out tonight.
I'll find out later.
I love my TiVo.