Monday, January 22, 2007

The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM

Previously on 24

Last week's stuff. The terrorist that used to be Dr. Bashir on Deep Space Nine. Jack kills Curtis. And so on.

BOOM!

LA gets nuked. And there are 4 more.

The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM

Everybody's watching the news.

9:04

President Little Brother goes to the bunker and wants to address the nation. No word if Peter Jennings will call him a coward.

9:07

Still got to get me one of those ring tones. That's be SO cool!

Why do people I know keep dying?

Because you got a better contract then they did?

9:08

Where's the strong winds that follow a nuclear explosion? All that power forces out wind at a great rate. Then, the vacuum causes strong winds in the other direction. No big wind. Whassup with that?

9:10

So, according to Jack, a nuke will send out a shock wave to take out a helicopter, but the shock wave won't tear the hell out of the buildings? From a gound-based nuke?

9:11

Hell, that chopper caused more damage than the nuke.

Tick tick tick tick

9:14

Okay, Jack's about 10 miles away, if I read Yahoo! Maps correctly. Still, a shock wave strong enough to down a chopper won't affect buildings?

9:16

Back.

The only language they understand is force. ... If these people want to live in the stone age, let's put them there.

I'm not too sure about that little weasel. I think he's in on it.

9:17

Now, how do they know the scientist was killed in the blast? There's no body.

9:18

Bashir shows up and meets Bill. Extends his hand. Bill doesn't take it.

9:19

Damn! The look in Chloe's eyes.

9:21

Tick tick tick tick

9:24

Back.

Philip Bauer? Jack's daddy?

9:27

Jack goes to see daddy.

Now little sister is getting all upset. Damn lawyer.

Okay, Barack Obama is trying to horn in on the cell.

FBI puts on an arrest show.

Shut the hell up already, little sister.

9:30

Helluva show.

9:31

Jack calls Sam. Who's Sam. Jim Kirk's brother, right?

Now Jack's brother is involved. Great.

9:32

So they got a Sliver thing going on. So, brother is a bad guy. Did I miss something?

Tick tick tick tick

9:36

Back.

Wait a sec. That was the guy pulling Logan's strings last year? Jack's brother? What the...?

9:41

A committee meeting and all the usual stuff from that. zzzzzzzz.

9:42

Okay, who's the chick?

9:43

Okay, the other bombs go off today. Great.

tick tick tick tick

9:44

The cat knocked on the door. I think she wants milk.

9:45

I used to have Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots. Never had a Dodge Truck. Would rather have the Robots.

9:47

Back.

9:48

Just sit down and shut up, Little Sister!

Obama (Walid) and the other guy talk.

9:52

Family reunion.

That wasn't pleasant, wasn't it?

9:54

SMACK!

Brotherly love.

9:56

President Brother goes on the air. Obama horns his way into the cell. Jack questions Graham. Really hard.

Tick tick tick tick.

5 comments:

  1. I have the ring tone on BB. Its an MP3. Want the site link?

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  2. Dude, you need to adjust your clock. "The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM", but then you show 9:04 through 9:56. Is there a time zone change or something?

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  3. The times I list are the times of my updates. The one labeled 9:56 is the one I wrote at 9:56.

    In other words, it's real time, not 24 time.

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  4. Don't confuse me like that. I mean, there's non-24 time?

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  5. Your "24 Cliff Notes" crack me up!

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