Thoughts for 2009-11-04

• Obama "not watching returns" http://bit.ly/3d6HjL Obama's policy: if you ignore it, it's not a problem. Elections, Afghanistan, Iran... #
• Dudley, MA votes to require a license to have more than three cats http://bit.ly/2Clxs4 When cats are outlawed, only outlaws will have cats #
• Obama gives Karzai 6 months to stop Afghan corruption http://bit.ly/1HAMV In other news, pot demands kettle stop being black #
• Scientists try elevator to space http://bit.ly/2aW91g Too lazy to take the stairs #
• Fiddler crabs is sluts! http://bit.ly/4rlP02 #
• Sandra Bullock vs Porn Star http://bit.ly/EhDQ Where do I order that Pay-Per-View event? #
• The internets fill up next year http://bit.ly/Q67Pz Better download that porn now, while you still can! #