Thoughts for 2009-11-13

• Just started using Picasa for Mac. Let's see how well it identifies faces. #
• I ID'd pictures of me in Picasa. Now, it's finding pictures it thinks is me. Including daughter's baby pictures. Wait until she finds out! #
• Now they're sculpting vaginas. http://bit.ly/22HkFk Trying to comment, but failing. I guess I'm tongue-tied. So to speak. #
• Mass. principal bans students from saying 'Meep!' http://bit.ly/2tDvxV School is Falcons, not Knights; that's why they didn't say "Ni" #
• Want Congressional info on your iPhone, compete with caricatures? Thre's NOT an app for that. http://bit.ly/2WInLK #
• ACORN Sues Over 'Unconstitutional' Funding Cuts By Congress http://bit.ly/47a1ti Alright, who told ACORN about the Constitution? #
• CDC: H1N1 Has Sickened 22 Million in 6 Months http://bit.ly/1Lks7 RNC: Obama has sickened 250 million in 10 months #
• Beaver pees on CBS correspondent http://bit.ly/140Ycd I understand the feeling #
• Fish declare jihad on Israel http://bit.ly/2trG4Q #
• I wish a black person would make really big news in, say, England. I'd love to see a CNN anchor talk about a British African-American #
• There are now three sexes in India http://bit.ly/DjTLu #
• There is a clone farm in Enid, Oklahoma http://bit.ly/1ddUkV I wonder why there aren't two #
• Academics hope history in video games spurs interest http://bit.ly/4GBIjf I can see it now: JFK, The Video Game #
• Camilla owns a KFC franchise #viciousmuppetrumors #
• Scooter burned down the Muppet theatre to collect insurance #viciousmuppetrumors #
• The Count served seven years for cooking the books #viciousmuppetrumors #
• Sweetums turned state's evidence on Taminella and has been in witness protection since 1972 #viciousmuppetrumors #
• Cookie Monster eats Fig Newtons #viciousmuppetrumors #
• Guy Smiley was sued for sexual harassment and settled out of court #viciousmuppetrumors #
• The Two-Headed Monster divorced itself in 2003, but continues to live together for the sake of the children #viciousmuppetrumors #
• Twiddlebugs are the secret ingredient in Ernie's famous oatmeal "raisin" cookies #viciousmuppetrumors #
• Wolfgang the Seal was Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's first assistant ... before that experiment went horribly wrong #viciousmuppetrumors #
• King Rupert the Second ascended to the throne after his older brother died under mysterious circumstances #viciousmuppetrumors #
• Reuters breaking: Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to be sent to New York for trial #
• BBC: KSM to NYC http://bit.ly/7IB3P #
• I don't remember seeing any pictures of Obama bowing to anyone in Japan. Maybe if Yukio Hatoyama converted to Islam... #
• Three Tennessee players try to rob men http://bit.ly/A3sh3 If acquitted, they stay on team; if convicted, they transfer to Florida State #
• Krauthammer: Medicalizing mass murder http://bit.ly/42pN9G #
• Did Shep Smith ever finally say "the shootet's" name? I'd have to watch him to find out, so I'm asking you. #
• I must disagree with Krauthammer: "Excess of sensitivity" is to blame. Excess of sensitivity didn't cause Hasan's spree, but it allowed it. #
• Triskadecaphobia: fear of monarchs who live near Fred Rogers #