Thoughts for 2009-11-26

• AT&T man was in the yard when I got home. Maybe, just maybe, Internet is fixed. And will stay fixed for more than 4 days this time. #
• Here We Come A-Waffling #ObamaCarols #
• Barry Did You Bow? #ObamaCarols #
• O Rahm, O Rahm Emanuel #ObamaCarols #
• Taxes We Shall Raise So High #ObamaCarols #
• I Saw Barry Taxing Santa Claus #ObamaCarols #
• This whole Tweeter thing is hard. For stupid people. Like me. #
• I'll Be Home for Christmas (But You'll Still Be In Iraq Because I Didn't Mean What I Said In The Campaign) #ObamaCarols #
• What Child Is This? And Where Is His Birth Certificate? #ObamaCarols #
• I Wonder as I Wander, Looking For A Job In This Economy #obamacarols #
• The First Nobel Prize #obamacarols #
• O Holy Crap (The Poll Numbers Are Falling) #obamacarols #
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, Because You Can't Afford A Big One #ObamaCarols #
• Wife, walking through the living room, heard "Team Edward" said on the TV. She reacted like a cat when you shake the Little Friskies box. #
• Helen Thomas is thankful for a black president http://bit.ly/7FYg6N If she finds out about Ann Dunham, will she be only half as thankful? #
• I don't know why they're so upset about "Kick A Jew" Day at that school in Florida http://bit.ly/6RIn8F The White House has it every day. #
• South Korean men can now lie to have sex http://bit.ly/6Ubugx See? America still leads the way! #
• I remember when I used to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Not sure what happened. Probably got sick of the announcers. #
• Obama: Too many fear end of American dream http://bit.ly/8fgwRn Counters with the American Nightmare #
• Couple crashes White House dinner, David Cross does coke near POTUS. I hope they take the nation's security more serious than Obama's #
• Cable still out. Maybe we should call it and report it? #
• Local cable company offers phone service. That way, when cable goes out, you can't call and complain. Genius! #
• Called cable company. Answering service says they've received a report already. Will call tech. Must be a two complaint minimum. #
• Those who thought Obama would be a tax-and-spend liberal were wrong. He's a spend-and-tax liberal http://bit.ly/8ml1Mn #
• Rihanna embarrassed by nude pics, defends sending them to then-boyfriend http://bit.ly/5iuoAT Why I'm glad I don't know who Rihanna is #
• An actual result from googling "Obamas Christmas" http://bit.ly/5X3xhD #
• So, when does the name change from Christmas to Obamamas? http://bit.ly/7NwTk3 #
• Have a very merry Obamamas everyone! http://bit.ly/4tTgNQ #
• Have a holly, jolly Obamamas http://bit.ly/5LwmJc #
• You know, some folks will actually like these actual "Obamamas" cards http://bit.ly/6jJC6Y I call those people s***heads #
• Good news! My blog is now the top Google result for "south indian breastpornpictures" http://bit.ly/4Lh6au It's like Christmas came early #
• I like Jeff Dunham's character Walter. Except that he looks like Joe Biden. #