Conservative TV shows

One of the good things about TiVo is that I don't have to think about what airs when. If I find a show I like, I can just tell it to record something, and it's there for me. It just shows up. Like it's Christmas every day! The "Looky what I got" Christmas, not the "God sent His Son to save us" Christmas.

The drawback is that I no longer pay much attention to what all shows come on. Since I don't have to worry about when my shows air, I don't check the listings, and don't see what else airs. I discover new shows by seeing promos about them before I hit the fast-forward button during breaks, by hearing people talk about it, or from it showing up on TiVo suggestions. I don't often use TiVo's Guru Guides, because they all list shows that either suck, or that sound like they suck. Most of the shows, anyway. But I don't blame TiVo. I blame the fact that there aren't many shows on TV that would appeal to conservatives.

We need more conservative shows. Like these:

• Bitch-slapping Olbermann
• When Animals Attack, We Kill Them And Eat Them
• MST3K Special: Hardball with Chris Mathews
• Cooking With Bacon
• Bitch-slapping Obama
• Mythbusting Liberals
• Where Are They Now: Democrats
• Dancing On Their Graves
• SEC Football
• Bitch-slapping the guy that runs the TSA
• It's Bacon!
• The John Wayne Channel
• The Surreal Life In Space
• Bitch-slapping Harry Reid
• Dirty Jobs Special: Cleaning Up Congress
• Blowing Stuff Up
• The R Lee Ermey Channel

What shows would you like to see?