Some people are getting all bent out of shape about the TSA naked scanners and the grope-downs.
But not everybody.
Gloria Allred says she enjoyed it.
Maybe we're going about this whole thing wrong.
Maybe what we need to do is have some choices. More choices, anyway.
Right now, we have two choices: get your naked scan done, or get felt-up by someone who couldn't get a real job. Men are getting groped by men, women are getting groped by women.
And that's the problem. Not enough choices.
The TSA needs to offer a choice. Let each person who opts for a grope-down get to choose the groper: