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Hello? Delaware Channel 28?
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Uhhhh. What?
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I'm trying to reach Channel 28. Have I reached the correct number?
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Uhhhh. Sure, yeah.
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This is Christine O'Donnell. I had paid to have an ad run at 11:30, and it didn't run.
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Hey! You're, like, that witch lady.
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Sir, I'm not a...
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Is your mom, like, Endora?
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Sir, I'm Christine O'Donnell, and I'm the Republican nominee for Senate, and I paid for an ad to run at 11:30, and it never aired.
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Uhhhh. That's not true. We err all the time.
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Yeah. If you were really a witch, you'd know that by looking in your crystal ball.
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Sir, I'm not a witch, and I don't have crystal balls.
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Huh-huh, huh-huh-huh-huh. You said "balls."
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Sir, if I could get your attention for just a minute, I need to find out why you didn't air the ad I paid for.
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Does Darren know you're running for Senator? He doesn't like it when you do things like that.
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Listen to me, will you! I paid for you to run an ad on Channel 28, and it didn't run.
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Uhhhh. Yeah. We ran it.
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No, sir, you didn't air my ad.
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Uhhh. Oh, yeah. Um. We, um, forgot.
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You forgot? You didn't forget to cash my check! But you forgot to air the ad I paid for?
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You know, you're not a witch. You're that "B" word. Um. What's that word?
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What word?
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I paid you to run an ad, and you didn't. When are you going to run it? How about in the morning?
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Uhhh. Yeah. The morning.
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When?
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Uhhh. Four. No, wait. Two. Or ten.
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Ten o'clock will be fine. Thank you.
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Say "hey" to Larry Tate for me.
Monday
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Hello? Delaware Channel 28?
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Uhhhh. What?
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Oh, my gosh! You again?
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Uhhh. Hello?
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This is Christine O'Donnell again. I called you last night after you failed to air my ad. You said you'd air it this morning at 10 o'clock, and it didn't air.
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Uhhh. Hello?
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Is there someone else I can speak to?
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Hello? You've reached the party to whom you are speaking.
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Oh, my goodness. Let me try again. I'm Christine O'Donnell, and I paid for you to run an ad. And you didn't run it.
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Yeah, we did.
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No, you didn't.
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Oh, yeah. We didn't. We forgot.
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When do you plan on airing my ad?
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We're really busy right now. There's an election and stuff. So, we'll get to it next week. Okay.
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No, sir, that's not okay. Tuesday is election day, and my ad needs to air.
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Why aren't you as fun as your cousin Serena?
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I think her cousin's name is Sarah. I can never tell them apart.
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Okay, guys, look. I've tried to be patient. I don't want to have to get you guys fired...
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Fire! Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire!
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This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.
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Tell me about it.
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