Headline News 2006-04-27

From ABC News:
Iraq VP's Sister Killed in Drive-By Shooting
Proof Iraq is becoming more like America

From ABC News:
Bloggers Beware: The CIA Is Watching You
Bloggers upset to learn CIA has access to Internet

From ABC News:
Indian Man Claims He Found Condom in Cola
Pepsi spokesman: 'Our products have been promoted by Britney Spears and Michael Jackson. What did you expect?'

From ABC News:
Man Hires Crane to Uproot Newsstands
Ghost of former 'Hogan's Heroes' star finally getting work

From ABC News:
Danube bursts more dikes in Romania, hundreds flee
Bush blamed

From ABC News:
UK shuts Internet sites selling illegal meds
Now, only 63,941,628 such sites remain

From CNN:
Sharon Stone wins libel damages
No-talent whore cannot be called a no-talent whore

From CNN:
China's Hu woos oil-rich Nigeria
Cites e-mails offering to transfer $60 MILLION to his personal account

From CNN:
Author will change 'unintentional errors'
All future errors will be intentional

From CNN:
Wildlife poop is scientist's treasure
Finally understand why cats bury it