Saturday, May 9, 2009

Thoughts for 2009-05-09

Things on my mind recently...

  • Off to Valdosta to see my nephew graduate college. #

  • Remember when graduation was a proud, solemn event and not a track meet or a tractor pull style event? #

  • Right as we all stood for the Alma Mater at the end of graduation, somebody nearby farted. I want to find where they ate and raze the place. #

  • As bad as my little sister (the Mean One) is at following directions, my Big Sister is worse at giving directions. #

  • Asked of me at a concert in Atlanta: "Are you Ted Turner?" #

  • I just saw Santa riding his bike, that means summer's on the way. #

  • Is there a sign on the car that says "Run over me?" Every bad driver from Valdosta to Columbus has tried. #

  • And, no, I'm not typing on the Twitter while driving. Wife takes dictation. #

  • They found UGA killer prof dead. Dug his own grave, covered himself up, shot himself. Really. #

  • Watching "Birth of a Nation" (1915) on Netflix/TiVo. 3 hrs, 7 min. It better be worth it. #

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