Thursday, March 15, 2007

Headline News 2007-03-15

From ABC News:
Dems' Iraq Plan Looks Similar to John Kerry's
Budget allows for Magic Helmet

From ABC News:
Couple Accused of Seeking Child Sex for Pot
Still okay to seek pot for child sex

From ABC News:
Scientists Spot Oceans on Saturn's Moon
Spotted oceans look great against striped continents

From ABC News:
President Bush Send Congress a Message From Latin America
Expressed disappointment that no one spoke Latin

From ABC News:
Post-Abortion E-Cards Unveiled for Support
Hallmark also plans serial killer cards

From ABC News:
Hard-Core Porn Interrupts News Show
Nancy Grace suffers acid flashback

From ABC News:
Jail Deputies Accused of Phone Sex
Claim: Sex was not between consenting phones

From ABC News:
Clinton Wants AG Gonzales to Resign
Claims Gonzales had sex with intern, then lied under oath

From ABC News:
Disapproval on Iraq Hits Record
Failures include removing blood-thirsty dictator from power, holding free elections

From ABC News:
Pelosi Wants Pullout
Acceptible alternative: better lubrication

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