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Top question: "Are you still alive?"
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Cell Phone Saints
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Out at NASA, Astronaut Nowak Gets Navy Gig
Hired at Tailhook Association
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Bambi's step-dad goes free
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As a slight point of contention, Fmr. Astronaut Novak is not hired at the Tailhook Assn.
ReplyDeleteWe've had our bad press in 1991... not interested in more... Not our style now...
-JC
What? Novak wasn't hired at Tailhook? Next thing you're going to tell me is that Bill's last name isn't Rodham? Or that no one thinks Kenny Loggins is dead? Or that Catherine Zeta-Jones hasn't been canonized? Or that Bambi's mom wasn't married to a man who violated her after death? Or that Eric Burdon wasn't found in a hotel with Animals? Or animals? Or...
ReplyDeleteActually Bill's last name is Rodham, and I'm pretty sure Loggins is buried next to Messina... or that damn gopher from caddyshack.
ReplyDeleteBut you might check with "The Surreal Life" on Novak... she might have a job there!
-JC