Thursday, March 22, 2007

Headline News 2007-03-22

From ABC News:
Husband Taking Wife's Last Name: Good Idea?
Former President Bill Rodham weighs in

From ABC News:
Kenny Loggins Takes Your Questions
Top question: "Are you still alive?"

From ABC News:
Duke Lacrosse Case: America's Top Sex Crimes Expert Cites Serious Problems
Lack of actual crime not seen as hindrance to prosecution

From ABC News:
S.C. Lawmakers Advance Abortion Bill
Would require post-birth abortion of abortion advocates

From ABC News:
McCartney Signs With Starbucks Music Label
Most overrated Beatle signs with most overpriced coffee

From ABC News:
Cell Phone Saints
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Trenchcoat Guy, Verizon Nerd canonized

From ABC News:
Out at NASA, Astronaut Nowak Gets Navy Gig
Hired at Tailhook Association

From ABC News:
Man Gets Probation for Dead Deer Sex
Bambi's step-dad goes free

From ABC News:
McDonald's Seeks to Redefine 'McJobs'
McLosers seek esteem

From ABC News:
26 Animals Seized From Calif. Motel Room
Eric Burdon's comeback tour halted

3 comments:

  1. As a slight point of contention, Fmr. Astronaut Novak is not hired at the Tailhook Assn.

    We've had our bad press in 1991... not interested in more... Not our style now...

    -JC

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  2. What? Novak wasn't hired at Tailhook? Next thing you're going to tell me is that Bill's last name isn't Rodham? Or that no one thinks Kenny Loggins is dead? Or that Catherine Zeta-Jones hasn't been canonized? Or that Bambi's mom wasn't married to a man who violated her after death? Or that Eric Burdon wasn't found in a hotel with Animals? Or animals? Or...

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  3. Actually Bill's last name is Rodham, and I'm pretty sure Loggins is buried next to Messina... or that damn gopher from caddyshack.

    But you might check with "The Surreal Life" on Novak... she might have a job there!

    -JC

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