Thursday, January 28, 2010

iPad, SOTU ... and other four-letter words in the news

Wasn't it 70 degrees the other day? Wednesday morning, there was ice on the windshield. It's a right-wing conspiracy to make Al Gore look stupid! And it's working.

I believe this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal before this decade is out of sitting on its ass. Another way of putting it: rocket ship bad, choo-choo good.

The State of the Union speech. TiVo's raison d'ĂȘtre.

Heading up to the State of the Union, everybody was telling Obama what to do to save his presidency. Why?

Chris Mathews forgot Obama was Black. But did anybody forget Chris Mathews was an idiot?

I thought Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) should give the response to SOTU: "You lie!" McDonnell's actual response was longer. And nicer. But still pretty good.

The House held hearings on the attempted terrorist attack on Christmas day on Flight 253 (via Rep. Mike Rogers, R-AL). Napolitano was a no-show.

Did you hear? Obama's gone off the Soros plantation.

The iPad. I don't know what it is, but I'm told I want one. All I want to know about the new Apple iPad: Will it run Google Wave?

Shirley: Hey, Haiti. Use a condom. ESPN: Hey, Shirley. You're fired.

Naked or drunk. In Cobb County, GA, you can choose only one.

Memory loss is the third sign of aging. I don't recall what the first two signs are.

If you're not following me on the Twitter, you're probably wise. Still, I'm at

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