Thoughts for 2010-01-13

• Sex offender Jim Phillip Hollie is called sex offender Jim Phillip Hollie. Angry sex offender Jim Phillip Hollie sues http://bit.ly/5pO858 #
• We must pass Obamacare or they'll replace Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man!!1!!! http://bit.ly/6kBSrT #
• We must pass Obamacare, or Jay Leno will return to 11:35 http://bit.ly/4TBtvt #
• If Leno moves to 11:35, and Conan leaves NBC for Fox, my viewing habits will change ... not one bit. #
• New Walmart slogan: "Now with less poison jewelry" http://bit.ly/7WAbUd #
• I keep reading stories that refer to "Lady Gaga" and I don't know what that is. Should I google it? Or is ignorance bliss? #
• New Walmart Greeter job requirement: punching bag http://bit.ly/6grybi #
• Thieves steal $1-million from Usher's SUV http://bit.ly/78SHfi Now everyone know Usher carries around $1-million #
• ME: Hey, that's a Quizno's, not a Firehouse. SHE: Yeah. ME: But I drove here to eat at Firehouse. SHE: Bless your heart. #
• Windshield wiper wearing a rain coat. Must be some serious rain in the forecast. #
  
• It's now established that "Negro" is acceptable for Caucasion Democrats to say. Somebody let Robert Byrd know when "Colored" is okay again. #
• If the Dems are going to give Reid a pass, they should give Blago a pass, too. #
• Democrat-affiliated Public Policy Polling has GOP's Brown leading in Mass. Senate race http://bit.ly/5rTJxB #
• What if Fox expands nightly programming by an hour and puts Conan on at 10:00 PM? #
• So Conan may give up the Tonight Show? I blame George Bush. #