Good news for Al Gore: He's convinced Bin Laden to join his cause.
With his Global Warming stance, Bin Laden is now odds-on favorite for the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize.
BREAKING: Bin Laden announces support for Obamacare.
Enough about Osama. But, about that other dude that's trying to destroy America: I think Obama would be more popular if he had a laugh track.
Oh, on an unrelated note: Did Apple have to pay royalties to Carrot Top for the design of the iPad? I know I saw one in his act in Vegas.
Let's see what's on the schedule for today... Oh, yes, my niece is in a pageant. She's competing in the Miss Wayne County pageant tonight. So, today will be a day of traveling, dealing with relatives I miss, as well as dealing with relatives I don't miss.