Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Liberals are revolting ... and other news

Tuesday, I had a doctor's appointment. Been fighting a cold ... or flu ... or something ... for over a week. They wanted to do some tests. So, I stayed up all night studying for that blood test. I even sparkle! After a trip to the doctor, I always reward myself with a Double Whopper with Cheese. I please easily.

I can never remember what floor I park on. So I wrote it down. Now, if I only remembered where I put the note. Found the car on the third floor I checked. And it was the second floor of the garage. Don't ask.

Things aren't going as expected for some. In the GOP side of the upcoming Florida Senate race, a new poll shows that Marco Rubio leads Charlie Crist, 47-44, with a 3.8 margin of error. Which means the lead could be as much as 50.8-40.2

One news report said liberals are revolting. I'd have said "disgusting," but "revolting" works.

For the second time in 7 years, a statue of someone named "Hussein" is to be torn down.

Trojans vs Cocks. An epic battle. Naturally, I'm coming down on the side of the Cocks. I know that the Trojans think they have it covered, but I believe the Cocks will stand firm. After all, the Cocks have been around longer than the Trojans.

When James O'Keefe ran his video stings on ACORN, the mainstream media didn't cover it. Now that O'Keefe has been arrested, how will the MSM explain who James O'Keefe is, without telling on ACORN? My guess is the MSM will describe O'Keefe as a "right-wing operative" and leave it as that. Anyway, what does Daniel Ellsberg think of James O'Keefe's arrest? No, really. Has anybody asked?

I'm wondering if O'Keefe was trying to find a Mary Landrieau-John Edwards sex tape? And, for that mental image, you're welcome. The only thing I haven't heard suggested is if O'Keefe's arrest was part of a sting by ACORN.

A child molester killed in prison. The killer? Already serving life for murder. I guess the threat of another life sentence didn't bother him.

Why I prefer Kirk to Picard. (tip: Andy Levy, Duncan Jones)

Are those 44 lizards in your pants, or are you just really happy to see me?

Avatar is now the top movie of all time. Or is it? Level the playing field, and Avatar is the number 26 movie. Number one? One guess.

Delta lost $1.2 billion in 2009. And a sh*tload of luggage. They lost mine once. No, twice. But, it was twice on the same trip. Really.

Kill Bambi, write a letter

You know, one of these days, I'm going to watch "American Idol." ... Nah.

Oh, did you hear? ABBAWORLD theme park opens in London. I admit, when ABBA comes on the radio, I don't change the station. And you don't either. Admit it.

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