Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC News:
Mehdi Army 'stops carrying arms'
To carry legs, feet
From BBC News:
Bad spelling 'should be accepted'
Korekt speling iznt emportint
From CBS News:
Woman Riding A Donkey Fights Off Lion With Machete
Uncertain how lion got a machete
From CBS News:
Goats Slip Past Security Fence Near NYC Bridge
First goat trials at Gitmo scheduled for October
From Fox News:
Rep. Gives Plug to 'Paris Hilton Plan' in Energy Debate
Not first time Paris Hilton has been plugged
From Fox News:
Montauk Monster Mystery Goes Hollywood
Also tops Obama VP short list
From Fox News:
Five Puppies Cloned From Dead Pit Bull
Michael Vick to supply cloners for years
From Fox News:
Insider: Paris Hilton's Pipes Not Up to Roxie Hart Role in West End's 'Chicago'
Not first throat problem experienced
From New York Times:
Mars Takes M&M's Out of Their Shell
Now melts in mouth and in hand
From MSNBC:
Polar bear surprise sends scientists fleeing
Polar bear surprise removed from menu
Just know that if you are going to eat polar bear surprise, you need plenty of hot sauce. Great job, Basil.
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