Friday, August 8, 2008

Headline News

Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads

From BBC News:
Mehdi Army 'stops carrying arms'
To carry legs, feet

From BBC News:
Bad spelling 'should be accepted'
Korekt speling iznt emportint

From CBS News:
Woman Riding A Donkey Fights Off Lion With Machete
Uncertain how lion got a machete

From CBS News:
Goats Slip Past Security Fence Near NYC Bridge
First goat trials at Gitmo scheduled for October

From Fox News:
Rep. Gives Plug to 'Paris Hilton Plan' in Energy Debate
Not first time Paris Hilton has been plugged

From Fox News:
Montauk Monster Mystery Goes Hollywood
Also tops Obama VP short list

From Fox News:
Five Puppies Cloned From Dead Pit Bull
Michael Vick to supply cloners for years

From Fox News:
Insider: Paris Hilton's Pipes Not Up to Roxie Hart Role in West End's 'Chicago'
Not first throat problem experienced

From New York Times:
Mars Takes M&M's Out of Their Shell
Now melts in mouth and in hand

Polar bear surprise sends scientists fleeing
Polar bear surprise removed from menu

1 comment:

  1. Just know that if you are going to eat polar bear surprise, you need plenty of hot sauce. Great job, Basil.


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