Saturday, August 2, 2008

Headline News

Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads

From Fox News:

The Butcher, the Barbers and the Fake Martian Monkey

Obama narrows vice-presidential short list

From Fox News:

Dinosaurs, Cavemen and Mammoths

McCain narrows vice-presidential short list

From Fox News:

Former Air Force Sergeant Sentenced for Killing Pregnant Wife With Hammer

Must reimburse Air Force $400 for hammer

From Fox News:

Hidden Portrait Found Beneath Van Gogh Painting

Original painting of dogs playing poker found

From CNN:

Cops: Cougar spotted on college campus

No striped cougars found

From Reuters:

Guantanamo court holds secret session

Don't tell anyone

From Reuters:

Verizon workers picket as union talks near deadline

Union asks management, "Can you hear me now?"

From Reuters:

IOC "surprised" by Games web censorship

Had no idea China would act like China

From CNN:

'Holy Grail' of baseball cards sells for $1.62M

'Life of Brian' card fails to draw bid

From AJC:

Dapper thieves in Cobb

Large supply of dappers stolen

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