Today's Stain of the Day is brought to you by Deli Central, 1207 Broadway, Columbus.
If you're a full-grown man who still needs a bib, then try the new Pizza Lunch Special at Deli Central.
Go into your next meeting wearing a white shirt with a large, red, pizza sauce stain! Let others know what a jackass you are!
This is possible by being a complete klutz and eating pizza for lunch.
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Our second Stain of the Day is brought to you by Tide To Go.
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Let others know that, you're not only a jackass who can't eat properly, but when you try to fix something, you only make it worse!
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