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Minorities set to be US majority
Definitions of words to be changed
Iran president holds Turkey talks
Ahmadinejad cements status as world's top turkey
Eagles released secretly in Scotland
Don Henley, Glenn Frey finally free
Inside the 'Hague Hilton'
Paris Hilton's cousin releases sex tape
Climate 'altering UK bird habits'
Impact of wind, rain on animals confirmed
Roman coffins discovered at dig
Scientists not sure why Romans buried coffins
Obesity 'equal to terror threat'
TSA to profile fat people
'Pump and Dump' scams targeted
Cops crack gas station restroom ring
Rocky remake leaves O'Brien cold
Conan rejects Sly Stallone's offer
Britney considering MTV comeback
Thankful channel stopped demanding talent in 1986