Headline News

Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads

From BBC:
Minorities set to be US majority
Definitions of words to be changed

From BBC:
Iran president holds Turkey talks
Ahmadinejad cements status as world's top turkey

From BBC:
Eagles released secretly in Scotland
Don Henley, Glenn Frey finally free

From BBC:
Inside the 'Hague Hilton'
Paris Hilton's cousin releases sex tape

From BBC:
Climate 'altering UK bird habits'
Impact of wind, rain on animals confirmed

From BBC:
Roman coffins discovered at dig
Scientists not sure why Romans buried coffins

From BBC:
Obesity 'equal to terror threat'
TSA to profile fat people

From BBC:
'Pump and Dump' scams targeted
Cops crack gas station restroom ring

From BBC:
Rocky remake leaves O'Brien cold
Conan rejects Sly Stallone's offer

From BBC:
Britney considering MTV comeback
Thankful channel stopped demanding talent in 1986