For Madonna's next African adoption, we suggest...

Madonna's getting everyone's panties in a wad again. Seems she's adopting another little child from Africa. She adopted a little African boy -- from the nation of Malawi, actually -- in 2006. She caught some flack over that. Now, she's adopting a little African girl -- also from Malawi -- and catching flack. Perhaps she's just trying to get a complete set. Or, perhaps she truly wants to make the world better, one person at a time. Assuming the latter, we have an idea for Madonna's next adoption. He's from Africa, and if Madonna would take possession of him, keep him out of sight, for the next, say, four years, that would make the world better.