Thoughts for 2009-12-24

• When did health care become a right? #
• When did health insurance become a right? #
• I demand Congress pass auto insurance reform #ItsARight #
• I demand Congress pass dental care #ItsARight #
• I demand Congress pass extended warranty care #ItsARight #
• The cable company wants to charge me extra for HBO and Showtime. I demand Congress pass Premium Cable Care #ItsARight #
• I demand Congress pass Internet Service Reform so I get faster Internet #ItsARight #
• Although I have On*Star in my Chevy, Wife doesn't have it in her Ford. I demand Congress pass On*Star reform! #ItsARight #
• Amazon charges extra for overnight shipping. I demand Congress pass Overnight Shipping Reform #ItsARight #
• I have XM Radio in my car. Wife doesn't have it in her truck. I demand Congress pass XM Radio reform #ItsARight #
• Chevrolet wants me to pay extra for the luxury package on a new car. I demand Congress pass Luxury Package Reform #ItsARight #
• Starbucks charges WAY too much for a cup of coffee. I demand that Congress pass Coffee Reform #ItsARight #
• Delta wants to charge me more if I buy a ticket less than 21 days out. I demand Congress pass Delta Airlines reform #ItsARight #
• Hookers that aren't all skanky charge way too much! I demand Congress pass Hooker Reform #ItsARight #
• Islamist terrorists want to kill me. Irish terrorists don't. I demand Congress pass Terrorist Reform #ItsARight #
• Windows crashes. I demand Congress pass Operating System Reform #ItsARight #
• Econo Lodge is $55, Residence Inn is $144. I demand Congress pass Hotel Reform!!11!!! #ItsARight #
• My daughter send me a holiday card, but not a Christmas card. I made up for it by sending a Christmas card to an athiest. #
• So, if the homeless don't buy health insurance, they will go to jail? Debtors prison? #
• Christmas Eve mall traffic. Frickin' hell. #
• Ever notice the first one's out the door on Christmas Eve are the ones that say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas?" #
• Stopped at Walgreen's to get a birthday card. Entire stock was Hallmark Mahogany series. My fault for having Caucasian relatives. #