Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The cool kids and the train wreck

On teh internets ... particularly teh Twitteh ... the cool kids like to pick on teh MSNBC.

When they do, I have to open a browser tab and hit teh Google to find out what they're talking about.

You see, I don't watch MSNBC. 'Cause it sucks.

I mean, I have seen bits of it. And I've seen clips on teh YouTube. And you know what? Them folks on MSNBC are nuts. If they got any denser, they'd pass the Chandrasekhar limit.

You see, I have to deal with enough stupid people that I don't want to expose myself to any more than is necessary. And watching MSNBC? Ain't necessary.

But the cool kids watch it. And they'll hit Twitter talking about what some dumbsh*t on MSNBC said.

Now, MSNBC's rating are in the toilet. Nobody watches. Except maybe Obama and his crew. But even then, I'm not sure about them watching. They don't need to. MSNBC has it's nose so far up Obama's butt, if he farted, Olbermann's hair would part.

But, other than Obama and his flock, who watches MSNBC?

The cool kids, that's who.

Not because they like it. But so they can make fun of it.

But here's the funny thing: The only people that watch that channel do so to rip on it; if they didn't watch it, nobody would, abd all the dipsh*ts on the channel would be out of work.

But then, what would the cool kids watch?

Funny cats on YouTube?

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