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Mr. President, we need to schedule another interview.
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What do you mean, Rahm? I was just on Fox News.
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Honestly, that didn't go to well. We need another to do damage control.
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Yeah, that Brent fellow wouldn't let me talk. He kept asking questions, and, here's the worst of it ... wanting answers!
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His name's Bret. But, don't get upset. It'll be okay. I'm sorry it went bad for you. But, we had to do it, because of Fox's ratings.
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I'll do another interview. Get me on Larry King or with Chris Matthews. Someone.
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Sir, the rating aren't good for CNN, MSNBC, or, quite honestly, any news channel other than Fox.
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Al-Jazeera?
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No, we need to shore up your base.
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That's why I suggested al-Jazeera.
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I'm afraid that won't do. But don't worry, sir, I'll find an interview show that's not on Fox, that will have better ratings than CNN or MSNBC.
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Great! Who do you have in mind?
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Greetings, citizens!
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