Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC News:
New white whale spotted
Now a spotted whale
From CBS News:
McCain Makes Gains In Four Key States
Obama still leads in Iran, North Korea, Venezuela
From CBS News:
Obama's Daughters Aim For "Normal" Lives
McCain offers to help in November
From CNN:
Obama wins hearts, not minds, in Berlin
Obama continues to lead in mindless voters
From Fox News:
Mass. Mom Saw Only 1 Way Out of Foreclosure: Suicide
Still doesn't get to keep house
From Fox News:
Policeman Killed as Communists Storm Philippines Banana Farm
297,000,000 bananas freed
From Fox News:
U.S. Fentanyl Deaths Topped 1,000 Over Two Years
Obama demands US troops pull out of Fentanyl
From Fox News:
Complete Baby Tyrannosaurid Unearthed in Mongolia
New Hide-And-Seek record set
From MSNBC:
Scientists discover Jupiter-sized planet
Located between orbits of Mars and Saturn
From MSNBC:
Group: China world's top executioner
Texas demands recount
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